Oh Crap!!!!

Today I worked on valances for the transoms over the doors upstairs - NOTHING went as planned.  While on the ladder wrestling with a curton rod over the transom that looks out the front of the house I see -----

AND

OH CRAP!!!

I scurry down the ladder, run downstairs...

Robert.... ROBERT....

they are outside with a camera

and the porch is all messy

(a couple floor boards pulled up,

cushions piled on funiture),

WHY didn't they tell us they were coming???

Bob hollers out to them

Then hollers to me

We're going to be on television!

OH CRAP....

maybe those minor imperfections with be over-shadowed

BY THE CRAZY LADY PEEKING OUT THE WINDOW WITH HER CAMERA